Keegan Sauder

Ever since he disappeared from Stereo, nearly eight years ago after his appearance in the Gnarcotica video, I thought Keegan was one of those down-for-life Antihero flow dudes who travelled around on trains and yielded switchblades erratically around a campfire. Turns out he’s much more benign: he figure skated as a child; he’s got these little boy shorts that are so ridiculous, they remind you of one of your childhood buddies; he knows a lot of electricians; he reads books and he’s on somebody’s Rolodex in Canadian Hollywood. Above all, he’s a good friend and up there for the most quotable dude I know. But, christ man, every once and a while, it couldn’t hurt to bring out the guns in knives, get him a beer sponsor and convince him to leave all that Canadian gradualism behind in order to cultivate a reactionary American attitude. Or, I suppose, I could just let him do his own thing. It seems that’s what he’s excelled at for most of his life. I have a feeling it will work out.—Josh Brooks

For the interview, click below…

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THOSE SHORTS? Um, I don’t know. Maybe a year. I had another pair before this that were, like, blue with three stripes down the sides—the classic Adidas—you know. I had a pair of those that were better than these. BETTER THAN THOSE SHORTS? THOSE SHORTS DEFINE YOU AT THIS POINT. They don’t really matter much to me, but to everyone else they’re such a huge deal. Like, yeah, they’re my shorts. Like, “Wear those f*ckin’ short you have.” THEY LOOK LIKE YOU GOT THEM AT RITE AID, BUT EVERY TIME I SEE YOU IN THEM, THEY REMIND ME OF THAT PAIR OF SHORTS YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. MAYBE IT’S JUST THAT EVERYONE REMEMBERS HAVING A PAIR OF SHORTS THAT THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER. Yeah, like, “This is your swim suit.” [in a mother's voice]. Is this the interview now? YEAH, I SECRETLY SEGUED INTO THE INTERVIEW. You’re getting paid to ask me questions about shorts.I KNOW, ISN’T THAT RIDICULOUS? And, someone’s gonna read it. SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE VITAL—MORE IMPORTANT? I don’t see what’s more important than that. THAN YOUR SHORTS? Yeah, this is the real deal, man.

“Wear those f*ckin’ shorts you have.”

ALL RIGHT, TELL PEOPLE ABOUT HOW YOU STARTED FIGURE SKATING. Figure skating. I think I was about nine and I was in regular skating lessons. You’re in that for a couple months and then you move up a level. Then, you’re there for another couple months. At that point, if you’re a girl, you figure skate. SO, AT THAT POINT, YOU DECIDED NOT TO PLAY HOCKEY? Yeah, I don’t know. I guess it’s cause I saw this guy figure skating and I was like f*ck, I don’t know. Whatever, I’ll figure skate. DID YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO PLAYED HOCKEY THAT MADE FUN OF YOU? Um, it was weird. Somehow I co-exist in this weird zone, where I was just accepted somehow. When I started, too, I lived in Fort Nelson, which is at the top of B.C.—the same distance from S.F. to Vancouver—so everyone played hockey. But, no one really made fun of me. Maybe it was so weird, no one really cared. THAT SEEMS LIKE A GENERAL TREND FOR YOU. LIKE, MOST PEOPLE WOULD WEAR YOUR SHORTS AND EVERYONE WOULD WONDER, “WHAT THE F*CK KIND OF SHORTS YOU’VE GOT ON?” BUT, EVERYONE IS STOKED ON YOUR SHORTS. I don’t know. Somehow, I was in this safe zone. But, then, there was the skate park and it got to the point that the [figure] skating lessons were pure work, you know? Like, “practice this for a half hour and then I’ll come back.” Everyone would just be watching the clock…just waiting for it to end so I could just go to the park. WERE YOU TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THE GIRLS? Naw man. I was like nine or ten years old. I didn’t f*cking care at all—I didn’t have a clue yet. If I had, that would have been a total bonus. If I had been in my late teens or something, f*ck yeah, you’d just be surrounded by fit girls. YEAH, IT’D BE LIKE THOSE RUSSIAN DANCERS—ALL THE GUYS. EVERYONE MAKES SO MUCH FUN OF THEM BECAUSE THEY PRANCE AROUND ON STAGE AND LOOK SILLY, BUT THEY HANG OUT WITH MODELS AND LIVE THE FINE LIFE. THEY’RE SUPER FAMOUS IN RUSSIA. No question. But, yeah, I was nine, ten, so that was not in my brain at all. SO THE SKATEPARK WAS CLOSER AND IT MADE MORE SENSE? YOU STARTED SKATING, THEN, AT TEN OR ELEVEN? Yeah, I think I was ten when I started, like ‘91. That was when the park opened. I had an older brother that started skating, so you do what your brothers do. I DEFINITELY KNOW ABOUT THAT. Yeah, yeah. Then, it just went like a bad flu to where I am now.

“…I don’t know. Whatever, I’ll figure skate.”

YOU’RE BROTHER WHO STARTED SKATING, IS HE LIKE A METAL DUDE? WHAT’S YOUR BROTHER LIKE? Actually, he was a total metal head. He had the metal shirts. I would always steal his shirts and wear them to school—like Metallica and Poison shirts. I KNOW SHELDON’S BROTHER IS LIKE THE DUDES FROM FUBAR GUY. WAS YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT? Oh no, not at all. We’re, like carbon copies of one another. It’s insane. WHAT’S HE DO NOW? He’s an electrician. WHAT!? YOU’VE GOT A THING FOR HANGING OUT WITH ELECTRICIANS [I DEEMED QUINN STARR, ONE OF KEEGAN'S BEST FRIENDS, "THE ELECTRICIAN" BECAUSE HE WORKS WITH LIGHTING. IT HAS YET TO CATCH ON WITH ANYONE BUT MYSELF]. It’s a good thing to fall back on. YEAH, IT IS.

SO, EVERY TIME YOU USED TO COME TO SAN DIEGO, EVERYONE STARTED DRINKING FINE BEERS. I COULD TELL YOU WERE IN TOWN BECAUSE MAHAR [MY ROOMMATE] WOULD HAVE THE FRIDGE STOCKED WITH NICE BEER. DID YOU KNOW THAT? No. I KNEW YOU WERE IN TOWN BECAUSE THE FRIDGE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING NICE IN IT, INSTEAD OF COORS LIGHT. Well, I don’t really like the cheap schizen. WHAT’S THE FINEST BEER TO YOU? It doesn’t really matter, just nothing light in a can that sponsors monster truck racing or something like that. Just nothing that tastes like piss when it gets warm. LIKE WHEN YOU LET A BEER SIT AROUND IN THE WARM WEATHER AND IT TASTES LIKE A WARM FART. Yeah, yeah. Nothing like that. IF YOU WERE EVER TO GET SPONSORED BY A BEER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Sponsored by a beer? Sponsored by a beer. Sh*t that would be dangerous man. Uh, I don’t know. It probably wouldn’t be dangerous. I couldn’t…just overdo it all the time. I like being sober as much as I like drinking, probably more. THAT’S WHY YOU DRINK FINE BEERS, THOUGH. Probably…Okanagan’s great. Probably that, or Alexander Keats, this other Canadian one. DAMN, THAT WOULD BE SICK TO LIST ALL YOUR SPONSORS, LIKE, ZERO, SPITFIRE, VANS, ALEXANDER KEATS. [Laughs] Alex-an-der Keats. It’s rad, too. Their slogan is “Those who like it, like it a lot.”YOU WOULD GET FREE SHIRTS THAT SAY THAT. That’s pretty Canadian. SO, IS MOLSON THE PISS BEER UP THERE OR A FINE BEER? Um, it would be the equivalent of a Budweiser. If I’m gonna buy cheap beer in Canada, I get Lucky Lager. It comes in an eight pack, for your friends.

“Then, it just went like a bad flu to where I am now.”

ALL RIGHT. TELL ME THIS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BEST FRIEND DEANER, WHO YOU’VE GROWN UP WITH SHOT GUNNING BEERS, DEVELOPS TESTICULAR CANCER [FUBAR]? Probably what Terry does, you know? Take a trip, take him camping and be a good friend. GET HIM A PROSTITUTE, MAYBE? Um, I don’t think I would get him a prostitute [laughs]. I’d probably take him out to breakfast or something like that. I can’t hire no prostitute, man. YEAH, THAT’S REAL HEAVY. That’s another thing, going back to the question about a beer sponsor. You could turn into a total sh*tbag and start worrying about buying your friends prostitutes. I DON’T KNOW MAN. FROM THE NAME, IF YOU WERE ON ALEXANDER KEATS, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO GET A POSITION AS A PROFESSOR AT A UNIVERSITY. IT SOUNDS PRETTY CLASSY. Yeah, well, the beer’s expensive, but it’s not that nice. ARE YOU AWARE OF DEANER AND TERRY’S VIEWS ON GETTING A WUI IN A CANOE? ? Uh, no. HAVE YOU EVER READ THEIR BOOK? No. THEY HAVE A WHOLE BOOK ON HOW TO SURVIVE AS A METAL HEAD, FUBAR DUDE AND ONE OF THE THINGS IS ABOUT GETTING A WUI IN A CANOE, LIKE HOW IT CAN TIP OVER. You mean, like have beer in the canoe? NO, LIKE GETTING A WUI. What was a WUI again? I THINK IT WAS A DOMER. A domer [laughs]. Oh my god. You have that book? I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE. Can you buy it at a bookstore? I THINK YOU CAN GO ON TO THEIR SITE AND BUY IT TOO. Whoa, f*ck man, I wanna buy that book. That sounds like a rad book to have lying around. IT’S A GOOD COFFEE TABLE BOOK. I could use something like that right now, since I’m sick. YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR COPY OF METALOCALYPSE WITH YOU? No, my backpack collection is at Blackbox right now. HOW LONG HAVE YOU CARRIED AROUND METALOCALYPSE WITH YOU NON-STOP? Probably for a good three months after I got it. I was just so psyched on it. I wanted to share it with people that would be into it. I REMEMBER YOU WOULD COME INTO THE HOUSE SAY, “I GOT METALOCALYPSE.!” AND THEN YOU’D PUT IT IN. [Laughs] Hey guys, I got Metalocalypse…”We don’t care.” NO, I LOVED IT. Well, I left it in the team room, so it’s basically like throwing it into the Grand Canyon. IT’S NEVER GONNA COME BACK, LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Yeah, it’s gone.

“Those who like it, like it a lot.”

WELL, HAVE YOU EVER PUT YOUR CANOE INTO THE STRAIT OF GEORGIA? Uh, I have put a canoe in Puget Sound, which is a body of water just off Georgia Strait. That’s in downtown Vancouver. HAVE YOU EVER WORN A SUIT COVERED IN BALLS? Yeah. WHAT WAS THAT FOR? It was a Tony Hawk thing, motion graphics. “THE BOOM BOOM SABOTAGE”? TELL ME ABOUT THAT. That job got me out of debt, man. I CHECKED THAT SHOW OUT AND ONE OF THE CHARACTERS KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU. Oh, I’m sure. I’ve done it a couple different times—in 2003…and I guess that was 2005 I did it again. DO YOU GET A LOT OF THOSE OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE VANCOUVER’S THE CANADIAN HOLLYWOOD? Yeah, there’s a bunch of stuff up there. I had a bunch of friends that do that kind of work and they were making the call, picking who was gonna skate in it. It was sweet man. AND THAT GOT YOU OUT OF DEBT. Yeah, I had gone to Australia and I racked up a couple grand in debt. A couple days work on that and I was clear. YOU DO ANY STUNT WORK WITH CHALMERS? Yeah, I have. They tried to make this skate TV show, this was like 7 maybe 8 years ago, and they put me in it in the background. They flew a bunch of pros in to be in it. I was a background character in it, ollieing stairs in the background. Just get paid pretty well. They closed down this little library for us to skate. That show, I never saw, but I heard it was quite horrible.

“Then, he has a dream and Koston’s there and he says, ‘Maybe you can’t do the trick because you’re having problems with your Dad.’”

WHAT WAS THE PREMISE? There was a rogue skater crew. There was also this kid named Josh. All I remember is, there was this one thing that Eric Koston had to do, where the kid’s trying to do a kickflip backside 5-0 and he can’t do it, so he’s freaking out. Then, he has a dream and Koston’s there and he says, “Maybe you can’t do the trick because you’re having problems with your Dad.” [Laughs] I never saw that, but I heard about it. I guess he had to reconcile with his Dad and then he was able to do the trick. THEY SOUND LIKE SKATE AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIALS. They definitely tried to have a message and stuff. THAT’S HILARIOUS. I think it was on NBC or something, 2001. WERE YOU IN THAT MOVIE WITH MCCRANK? I was in the shorter one. I wasn’t acting. I was the main kid’s deceased father. There’s this super 8 footage of me skating that he finds. That’s about it. Other than that, I wasn’t “in” the movie. SO, IN A MOVIE, YOU’RE ACTUALLY A FATHER. Yeah, but it’s footage of me skating as this pro skater named Danny Spannos. The kid’s mom is keeping the fact that his father skated a secret from him and he finds this video of me in a dune buggy, running through fields and skating wearing short shorts. YOU’RE SHORTS ARE IN A MOVIE, TOO? The old Adidas shorts, actually. YOU’RE ADIDAS SHORTS HAVE A MOVIE CAREER? WE COULD LOOK YOU UP IN IMDB.COM? It might be on their movie site.

“TV Dinner.”

SINCE WE’RE ON MOVIES, I GOT SOME “STRANGE BREW” TRIVIA: BOB AND DOUG MACKENZIE’S DOG’S NAME WAS WHAT? Oh, f*ck, I wanna say “Brew.” No, it was “Hoser” CORRECT.WHAT WAS HIS SPECIAL POWER? At the end, he could fly. They painted him up like a skunk and he crashed Oktoberfest. HOW RANDOM WAS THAT? That movie’s pretty f*ckin’ out there. My favorite part is when he drinks the whole vat of beer. THEN HE PEES OUT THE FIRE. “I gotta pee so bad I can taste it!” IS IT MANDATORY TO WATCH “STRANGE BREW” AND “FUBAR” WHEN YOU’RE GROWING UP IN CANADA? Yeah, you make it to the end of forth grade and you’re held back three years if you don’t watch them. DO YOU KNOW WHEN CANADA SWITCHED FROM DRIVING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD IN VANCOUVER? Is this real? I don’t think we ever did. THE ANSWER IS 1922. CANADA WAS A BRITISH COLONY, SO YOU STARTED OUT DRIVING ON THE LEFT, LIKE IN ENGLAND. IS IT TRUE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF TUNNELS UNDER VANCOUVER’S CHINATOWN? Yeah, I’ve actually heard about that. They were for the opium trade. There’s this other part of town called Gas town. There are tours you can go on through all these old tunnels. DIDN’T THEY USED TO KIDNAP PEOPLE AND TAKE THEM THROUGH THOSE TUNNELS TO WORK AGAINST THEIR WILL ON BOATS? Oh, I don’t know. I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT THAT’S CALLED [ED. NOTE: THE PRACTICE WAS CALLED "SHANGHAIING"]. WHAT’S A PERSON FROM VANCOUVER CALLED? A Vancouverite.

“…Sh*ttily, is that even a way to describe something? Sounds like a way to describe a bad time in Italy.’”

A VANCOUVERITE. THAT IS CORRECT. [AT THIS POINT OMAR COMES INTO HIS HOUSE IN SACRAMENTO, WHERE KEEGAN'S STAYING, AND HE AND KEEGAN TALK BRIEFLY] WAS THAT OMAR [SALAZAR]? Yeah. IS IT TRUE HE USED TO LIVE IN CHILE? I think his parents lived there. I don’t know if he did. WHEN I WAS DOWN THERE LAST TIME, A BUNCH OF THE LOCALS TOLD ME HE USED TO LIVE THERE. He might have. THAT MAKES ME THAT MUCH MORE STOKED ON HIM. Yeah. Dude, he’s epic…yeah, uh, it’s a Vancouverite. OH YEAH, I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT VANCOUVER. THEY SAY THAT ONE OF THE REASONS THAT VANCOUVER WAS ABLE TO GROW AS A CITY WAS DUE TO THE OPENING OF THE PANAMA CANAL. HOW ELSE HAS “PANAMA” INFLUENCED CANADA OVER THE YEARS? The song? CORRECT. WHY IS “PANAMA” SO INFLUENTIAL TO THE CANADIAN CLASSIC ROCK SCENE? ‘Cause it f*ckin’ rules. ARE YOU LEARNING ANY VAN HALEN RIFFS? No, I haven’t man. It’s been kind of slow. I learned “Sweet Jane” pretty sh*ttily…sh*ttily, is that even a way to describe something? Sounds like a way to describe a bad time in Italy. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT: FINDING AWESOME RIFF VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE AND SHOWING THEM TO PEOPLE OR LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR? It’s probably easier just to show them to people. I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I’M AROUND YOU, YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AT FINDING AWESOME RIFFS AND SHOWING THEM TO PEOPLE, BUT YOUR PRACTICING IS STILL LAGGING A LITTLE BEHIND. Yeah, my practicing is a little suspect. WHICH ZZ TOP SONG ABOUT INANIMATE OBJECTS DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH: SLEEPING BAG, TV DINNER, PORK CHOP SANDWICH OR VELCRO FLY? TV Dinner. WHAT’S THAT ONE SOUND LIKE? It’s just got an electric keyboard kind of sound. I don’t know. Youtube it, man!

“Youtube it, man!’”

THAT WAS WHEN THEY GOT HEAVY INTO SYNTHESIZERS. F*ck yeah. I actually heard at one point, Frank Beard, the drummer, was such a junkie, they just used a drum machine for a whole album. So that’s why they had that sound for a while. THAT’S THE CRAPPY VERSION OF HOW SABBATH GOT THEIR SOUND FROM THE GUY WHO CHOPPED HIS FINGER OFF AND USED WOODEN FINGERTIPS. Yeah, leather fingertips. It’s like, “Frank’s f*cked up, man.” “Don’t worry, we got a drum machine.” “THERE’S THIS NEW THING IN THE 80S CALLED A DRUM MACHINE.” “Frank, you’ve been replaced by a 50 dollar drum machine.” YOU LISTEN TO A LOT OF ROCK, BUT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF THE MOST HIPPY MEMBER OF THE ZERO TEAM? Uh, Tommy’s Rastafarian, but at the same time he’s not Rastafarian. HE’S JUST GNARLY. Uh, I might be, because I don’t eat McDonald’s.IT’S KIND OF A LOADED QUESTION. I ASK IT BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY DO A LOT OF YOGA AND EAT A LOT OF GRANOLA AND YOGURT. I’d probably say I’m the most hippy, I guess. Now I’m real hippy, bro—Nor cal. YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOURSELF SOME BIRKENSTOCKS. Sh*t. Now I’m closer to the forest and sh*t. YOU SHOULD MOVE INTO A REDWOOD TREE. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THOSE HIPPIES THAT LIVE UP IN THE REDWOODS ALL YEAR ROUND, JUST HANGING FROM ROPES? Oh dude, here’s more proof that I’m the most hippy: I read a book about this woman who did the longest tree-sit ever. It was this woman named Julia Hill. She stayed in the largest tree in the Redwoods for, like, two years. I read the book, man. I…am…a…hippy. HOW DID SHE GET FOOD? People would re-supply her. People were also trying to shake her off. The loggers would fly choppers really close to the tree, too—f*ck with her. SHE WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING CUT DOWN? Yeah.

” Oh dude, here’s more proof that I’m the most hippy: I read a book about this woman who did the longest tree-sit ever.”

YOU’RE A PRETTY WELL READ GUY. TELL ME SOME OF THE BOOK YOU’VE BEEN READING LATELY. Some rad short stories by Ray Bradbury—the October Country. It’s awesome. There’s this one story, with this guy who thinks his skeleton is out to get him. It’s like he’s going insane. He’s having a battle with his own skeleton. HE WROTE FAHRENHEIT 451, RIGHT? I’ve actually never read that. IT’S ALWAYS GOOD TO START WITH SHORT STORIES. DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS TO RECOMMEND FOR THE KIDS? You should read “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black—not the Jack Black that’s in the movies today—long dead Jack Black that was our age at the turn of the century.He was like a train hopping, safecracker, and drug-addict. “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black. This other one is called “Where White Men Fear to Tread” by this Indian rights activist named Russell Means. That book is f*ckin’ heavy. I like non-fiction more than fiction. It just kind of grabs me more—like “whoa, this is true?” TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, RIGHT? CAN YOU NAME SOME FAMOUS FIGURES THAT AMERICANS MIGHT NOT KNOW ARE CANADIAN. Alex Trebek? I don’t know. I’VE GOT A WHOLE LIST OF THEM HERE. TELL ME IF YOU KNEW THEY WERE CANADIAN: MICHAEL J. FOX. Yep. BRENDAN FRASER. No, but you can have him. PHIL HARTMAN. Oh, no way. KEENU REAVES. Really? That’s awesome. That means one of the best actors alive is from Canada. WILLIAM SHATNER. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONE. Yeah. HOW ABOUT KIEFER SUTHERLAND. Is he Canadian? So, his Dad is too. STEPPENWOLF IS FROM CANADA. F*ck yeah, bro. THIS ONE TRIPS ME OUT: PETER JENNINGS. IT’S LIKE HE’S INFILTRATING AMERICA. HE’S ON OUR NEWS. I guess so. I don’t know. I GUESS IT DOESN’T MATTER. ALL RIGHT, LESLIE NIELSEN, FROM NAKED GUN. I actually knew that one. HOW ABOUT PAMELA ANDERSON? Yeah, I knew that too.
THAT’S WILD, ISN’T IT? I CAN’T THINK OF ANYONE MORE REPRESENTATIVE OF CHEESY AMERICAN POP CULTURE THAN HER. Yeah, she’s from this place on Vancouver Island. You guys can have her too. HOW ABOUT TOMMY CHONG? He’s from Canada? Weird.

“…shoot first, ask questions later.”

YEAH, I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS AN L.A. GUY. I HEAR A LOT ABOUT HOW CANADIANS TEND TO BE GRADUALISTS. What? GRADUALISTS. LIKE, AMERICANS ARE OFTEN CONSIDERED RASH AND REACTIONARY. BUT, CANADIANS, THEY TEND TO THINK ABOUT THINGS A LOT, THEY’RE NOT VERY RASH IN THEIR DECISIONS—THEY’RE GRADUALISTS. THEY DO THINGS IN STEPS. WOULD YOU SAY THAT’S TRUE? I don’t know. I can be pretty rash. But, I don’t know. I’m pretty rash when I skate. DO YOU THINK THAT’S SOME OF THE APPEAL OF SKATING, THAT YOU CAN BE RASH? IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT A TRICK, THE LESS LIKELY YOU ARE TO DO IT. Yeah, the more you think…you can go crazy. SO, HOW’S THE ZERO VIDEO GOING? Um, it’s going good I think, as long as I’m not sick like I am now. I guess it’s supposed be out later, so it gives us more time. ARE YOU SEARCHING OUT WEIRD SPOTS THAT ARE YOUR TYPE OF SKATING OR ARE YOU SKATING SPOTS THAT YOU END UP AT? Yeah, actually, I’ve been skating more rails lately. That’s good. I just went on a trip with Joe Brook to the Midwest. I’ve been skating hills and other stuff. I was hurt for a bit, but I’m back, except for this cold. But, yeah, as far as the video, I want to get it done. I stress over it, sometimes I lose sleep thinking about it. DO YOU THINK THAT’S YOUR CANADIAN SIDE COMING OUT? Maybe. YOU GOTTA BE MORE AMERICAN. YOU’RE IN AMERICA, MAN.
Yeah, I probably should—shoot first, ask questions later.